Trini: Momma, you WONT believe it!
Me: Wont believe what?
Trini: Well, there's a crayon in my pants.
Me: You're right, I don't believe it.
Trini: Its not in my chonies though, just my pants. And there's another thing...
Me: What?
Trini: If you want to, I'll let you smell the crayon.
Me: Oh, thank you for the offer, but I'm not interested.
